Him

I need two shots to go to sleep; four cups of coffee to wake up, and three beers to say hello. I am over-read and under-sexed, and I am not even that well read. Don’t take anything I write too seriously: God knows I don’t. I was raised in Michigan, educated in Chicago, lived in Kazakhstan, and now call Brooklyn home. I also really like sandwiches. Follow me on twitter here.

— Jeff